You’ve never been one to buy into a lot of hocus-pocus nonsense, but you’re pretty sure that the “vintage necklace” you bought for your mom on Etsy is actually an ancient artifact and is probably cursed, because you are no longer in 2021. You have ended up in the 1980s. The clock is ticking. You better figure out a way home, or you’re doomed to life without the internet for a decade or more.